No one hurt me. [ He sighs patiently, sounding more than a little weary, and guilty now, that he's made someone else upset for it. ] It's all right, Aii, it's just gotten a little too uncomfortable for me right now.

I woke up this morning with soggy sheets. I mean... soaked, it was altogether silly, and them... ehem, my balls are a little... enlarged? To a troubling degree? And nothing I've tried so far is making it calm down, so I suspect it's just, er... some kind of bad endocrine reaction to a powerful aphrodisiac?

So I'm going in to get it checked out, and hopefully back to normal.